The 21 worst movie posters of all time

Film posters aren’t strictly necessary anymore. Films aren’t advertised in newspapers as much, only a handful of releases have the promotional budget for billboards and bus shelters, and trailers get far more traction. Yet they remain a constant – primarily because they’re eternally cool.

Movie posters sometimes get it wrong, though. Photoshop fails occur left, right and centre, while a lack of imagination plagues the artwork for even the most successful of modern franchises.

That’s why it’s so easy to put together some of the worst movie posters in recent memory. From a far too Brad Pitt-centric poster for 12 Years a Slave, to the time Marvel turned the Spider-Man cast into an amorphous blob of fire and shocked expressions, here are 21 of the most unpleasant.

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12 Years a Slave

Even today, Brad Pitt is the most famous cast member in 12 Years a Slave. But that still doesn’t justify the ghastly ill-judgment of placing him front-and-centre on the film’s Italian poster, particularly when he appears in it for maybe five minutes total.

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The Heat

This poster came under fire upon release for its airbrushing of Melissa McCarthy, but that’s only one part of the carnage here. Even Sandra Bullock looks unusually waxy and sculpted via Photoshop, as if her features, sunglasses and hair have been cut-and-pasted from multiple different images.

Fox

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Cuties

The film poster that kick-started one of the most volatile culture wars of 2020, Netflix’s misbegotten one-sheet for the French coming-of-age drama Cuties sparked protests and a parade of think pieces about apparent child sexualisation. It’s also a poster that’s impossible to defend. Lifted from the film sans context, it’s literally just a group of barely-dressed children in sexualised poses. Netflix apologised and quickly stopped using it, but it remains baffling that anyone thought this was a good idea in the first place.

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X-Men: First Class

You can sort of see what they were going for with this. It’s an effective, albeit clumsy, means of letting passers-by know that First Class revolves around younger versions of famous X-Men characters. In execution, though, it looks like Patrick Stewart is pregnant with James McAvoy’s floating head.

Fox

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Victory

Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine and Pelé – together at last! Unfortunately they play members of a Second World War football team in this 1981 drama, and not three men fused to one another in a science experiment gone terribly awry. Such false advertising.

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The Whole Ten Yards

This poster is a bit like modern Renaissance art, with each corner revealing something new and surprising. Where to begin? Is it Matthew Perry’s blurry stuck-on head? Kevin Pollak’s massive hands? The vacuum cleaner or the bunny slippers? Bruce Willis’s two… skirts? Are they skirts? Somehow the rooster is the least distracting thing here.

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Star Trek: The Voyage Home

Is the transporter beam in this poster rainbow-coloured because Spock and Kirk have landed in San Francisco? Is that also why every extra in the background could have been in the Village People? What is going on here?

Paramount

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Spider-Man: Homecoming

“Floating head” posters, in which multiple cast members are precariously shoved onto a bit of promotional artwork, are incredibly commonplace today. So it’s almost impressive that this exhaustingly starry poster for the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Spider-Man reboot has stuck in memory for as long as it has. Trailed by jokes at its expense, it finds Tom Holland, Iron Man, Zendaya and practically half the Eastern SeaBoard engulfed in sparks and explosions.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron

Equally overstuffed is the earlier one-sheet for this Avengers sequel. The complete abandonment of physical proportions is the worst offence here – from Robert Downey Jr’s strange baby-head to Captain America’s shield apparently being bigger than the Incredible Hulk.

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Two Lovers

One of those quiet masterpieces that no one ever talks about, the intimate drama Two Lovers features Gwyneth Paltrow’s greatest performance and Joaquin Phoenix being subtle for a change. What it isn’t is a drab romcom about a trio of glowing people who look as if they’ve stumbled out of a video game.

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All About Steve

Romantic comedies are notoriously difficult to condense down to a single movie poster – it’s partly why so many depict nothing but beautiful co-stars posing against a white backdrop. Something so devoid of imagination would have still been preferable to this, however. With Sandra Bullock maniacally cackling while holding an umbrella, and three men (including a pre-fame Bradley Cooper) looking on with apparent concern, it’s one of the most confusing posters in recent memory.

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The Shaggy Dog

Pure nightmare fuel, starring a dog that is presumably inhabited by Tim Allen. No one can confirm because no one has seen this movie, probably because everyone ran for the hills at the sight of its poster.

Disney

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Changeling

In which Angelina Jolie can’t find her missing son… presumably because she’s a giant and squished him and/or ate him for dinner.

Universal

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Zyzzyx Road

In which giantess Katherine Heigl and her drawn-on chest rampages through the desert while tiny men attempt to defend themselves with guns and shovels.

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Now You See Me 2

Ironically, Now You See Me 2 would have probably been a better movie if it was 90 minutes of Morgan Freeman calmly sinking to the bottom of the ocean while dressed impeccably.

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Ready Player One

No one has ever explained why Tye Sheridan has an incredibly long right leg in this poster.

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Tomb Raider

Similarly, the mystery over Alicia Vikander’s T-rex spine in this Photoshopped-to-hell-and-back Tomb Raider poster remains tragically unsolved.

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Slap Her, She’s French

Because its title isn’t self-explanatory enough, the forgotten teen comedy Slap Her, She’s French goes all out with the visual aids for its poster – a beret, the French flag pom-poms and the Eiffel tower, plus an enormous hand for all the slapping that will presumably commence. It’s almost hypnotically terrible.

Universal

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One Missed Call

This poster for a 2008 J-horror remake starring Shannyn Sossamon aspires for “grotesque nightmare” and winds up being just incredibly ugly.

Warner Bros

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Amityville: The Awakening

From the silly usernames (“Rebelleous99”) to the cringeworthy attempts at Gen-Z irony (“looks haunted lol”), this one-sheet for Bella Thorne’s unsuccessful Amityville Horror reboot screams “fifty-something marketing executives striving to understand youth culture”.

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10 Cloverfield Lane

10 Cloverfield Lane is an unbearably tense thriller set in a bomb shelter, with John Goodman insisting that a captive Mary Elizabeth Winstead should be fearful of an unknown evil residing outside. So what did the film’s Australian distributor do for its poster? Why, entirely ruin the film’s final-act plot twist!

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